http://openmono.com/#kickstarterCampaign
No mention of price, it’s about to hit kickstarter. I like the form factor. Despite the name, it’s Arduino/mBed compatible for programming.
ARM Cortex-M3, 64kb SRAM, 256kb Flash
Wifi IEEE 802.11g *
Bluetooth LE **
2.2″ TFT Touch Display
Lithium-Ion Battery, 420mAh
3-Axis Accelerometer
Buzz Speaker
SD Card Slot
Expansion Connector
Micro USB
Ambient Temperature Sensor
Multi Function Button
Pretty cool. Can be useful for some projects if it is not very expensive.
Looks like a smaller version of the Kinoma Create that I posted about:
https://www.ghielectronics.com/community/forum/topic?id=17108&page=1
Except that it doesn’t use your hated JavaScript. 
And has some sensors built in, which I think is the more important thing for my purposes. Couldn’t see from their website whether or how you’d expand to additional sensors, but I’ll definitely keep an eye out for the KS campaign.
Similar in concept
They have an “expansion connector” on the back.
Hopefully more details will come with the KS.