Enjoy!
Interesting!
My aching back feels better already.
Back feels better but now I can’t hear a damn thing! 
Being able to hear is nice for music, but techies can send email. As long as we can sit at the computer and type, we can communicate.
@ Mike - if I didn’t have the headphones on all day to drown out my own thoughts I’m pretty sure I’d never get anything done. 
That’s great, and I don’t have to feel guilty about making you deaf. By the way, there is a later edition of the posture sensor that uses blinking LED. It’s easier to ignore, but it works. My wife prefers it by a significant margin and has stopped slamming doors… .
It would work equally well as a nod-off sensor. Perhaps when it detects too much nodding it could automatically start up the coffee maker?
How about an ejection seat?
With magic smoke detector, so anytime you kill an innocent part you’ll find yourself bouncing from the ceiling.
Perfect, 
it takes the user back to needing something to fix his stiff aching neck.