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Q: What is brown and rhymes with Snoop?

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Answer: “Dr. Dre”

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Q: Why do Arduino programmers wear glasses?

Answer: Because they cant C#

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Brilliant lol

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I find that offensive. I wear glasses and programme C# and I hate Arduino IDE.

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PS… Only kidding. :stuck_out_tongue:

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@ Dave McLaughlin - Which part are you kidding about? Finding it offensive or hating Arduino IDE?

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Arduino IDE is an IDE? I thought it’s an (bad) Texteditor which can run a batch script.

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So, two strings walk into a bar and sit down.
The bartender says, "So what’ll it be today?"
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beerÜ.c#ÿÓ.}ùO禊¶x:œèS¡ŸHs†¹UԊ‚Ù§EšÔd2’öÝn˜=t•œzp¹&GD$m† àn½Mjß,A#@ €Æcru’Ni4óA]‡áõø­”
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“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

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I’ll give you a clue!! A****** **E

:slight_smile:

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So, a programmer’s wife tells him, “please go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

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Which is a perfectly valid solution. because


if(hadEggs){
    bread = 12;
}
else{
     bread = 1;
}

This is a problem with people not being specific. The wife should have said. "please go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen eggs."
Then the solution is


bread = 1;
if(hasEggs){
    eggs =12;
}
else{
     eggs = 0;
}

Edit: this is why as a programmer, I don’t find that joke to be funny :’(

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A good programmer always keeps the context of the problem in mind before acting. Therefore, knowing my wife’s mind (context) there is only one correct answer to this problem :wink:

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Lol, oh really. Then how about this joke.

Given the context of the above video; NASA sends out it’s first mission to mars with an all female crew. 6 months into mission there is a problem. The following dialog ensues.

Mission: Houston, we have a problem.
Huston: What’s the problem?
Mission: Never mind.
Huston: What’s wrong?
Mission: Nothing.
Huston: Please tell us.

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I am stealing this one! :slight_smile:

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@ Dave McLaughlin - Enjoy!

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The above reminds of this:

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[url]Are Male and Female Brains Different?

The article has no date, so I may not be that valid.

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Best Doctor Jokes

One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor:

  • Help me, please. I have a knife in my back.

The doctor, looking his watch says:

  • Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I’ve finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8.

  • But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now.

The doctor, angrily says:

  • I explained to you gently that I’ve finished my shift for today, and that I can’t do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow.

  • But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back.

The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye.

  • Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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One of my coworkers was giving me a jokingly hard time for being above them even though I never went to college and they had two degrees.

Two degrees? Big whoop. That corner has 90 of them.

He actually started to ask me what I was talking about before the glory of my dad joke dawned on him.

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